The adventures of my D&D roleplays
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otherwindow:

Pyromancers who burst into flames upon death

Cryomancers who freeze up then shatter upon death

Healers who never decay upon death

Druids who dissipate into leaves and flower petals upon death

Necromancers who turn into scattering dust upon death

Summoners who are taken by demonic hands through a rift upon death

Mages with unique deaths~

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What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for saladchocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.